Guido Spotting? A new drinking game?

Well well, seems like the youth of America has found a new way to get nice and drunk with this brand new drinking game. The "Guido" drinking game. Here are the rules. Whenever Guido appears on the TV take a drink, whenever you hear anyword starting with G, take two drinks, whenever you hear something that sounds like Guido, take three drinks. If you see a cat, take four drinks. Anything with blue, or rhymes with the word blue, chug a kegger. So far, almost every college has been thrown with complaints on who is responsible for starting this. Immediately Howard Stern has taken the blame and has now been inventing a new game....the "TV" drinking game. The rules are simple. If you watch TV,drink. A Student at the University of  Boston has said "the drinking game is a great way to educate yourself and gain self esteem", right before she passed out and was sent to the hospital. -Chaos Fox   (1/99)