Pizza Cat's New Under...where?
![]() |
Uh oh, seems like someone is in trouble. The new line of Pizza Cat's underwear has been recalled, and the reason why may leave you shocked and disgusted. You see...they were called "PW Wear." No one knew why, but they assumed that PW was the person behind the project. Nope...PW means "Previously Worn". Each underwear on the line has been worn by at least 5 individual! The Pizza Cats assumed that recycling underwear is a good idea. Scientists, NASA people and most importantly, Ice Cream Truck Owners, all say that these underwear can cause quite a problem if the previous person had some disease...such as the deadly "cooties", or "ants in their pants". You can still find bootleg undies in Guido's garage...oops. |