Jerry Falwell claims that Polly preaches 'homosexuality'

Jerry Falwell, all american bigot, has claimed that Polly from the SPC has preached homosexuality. When asking why he thinks this, he placed down his bucket-o-chicken to speak. "Clearly, we have a male character with female like voice, carrying hearts and the color of homosexuality." When we clarified that Polly was in fact female, Jerry continued his bigot speaking. "Not to mention that triangle on top of her head, it's the gay pride triangle....just upside-down...and since I am usually passed out on the couch, I am lying on my head while this is on...therefore I claim that this character preached alcholism as well!" We carefully slipped out the backdoor as we can clearly see this man was just lonely for attention. As we got into the car and screeched out of there, we could hear him saying other things, like "Guido preaches fighting!"

- Chaos Fox (2/99)