Yelling as much as he could the Cheese demands the Jerry Atric send the goons out to get a young girl named Ruby.  As she ducks and hides from the minions, she runs smack into a pizza delivering Guido.  Begging for his help, Guido is over come with how beautiful she is.  Guido very easily takes out the Ninja Crows as they approach, and then escorts Ruby back to her penthouse apartment.  Back at the restaurant, Francine gets a nasty phone call telling her that Guido never delivered the Pizza, which in turn, infuriates Polly.

  Marveling at her apartment, Guido inquires why the Ninja Crows were after her.  The only thing that Ruby could think of was that Cheese didn't like the dress she'd made for him.  Escorting her to the door, Guido leaves her, little knowing that Bad Bird had followed them.  Back at the palace, in the Big Cheese's quarters, he reveals why he wanted to capture Ruby.  She had caught him wearing his costume for a play, and his make-up and hair wasn't done, thus he looked like a disgrace.    He didn't want anyone going around telling people how foolish he had looked..

  The Pizza Cats tried, but could not get Guido out of the love struck trance.  It was only the telephone call that could do it, a phone call telling them that Ruby's apartment block was under attack.  The Pizza Cats, along with Bat Cat, arrive at the apartment.  Guido takes it upon himself to take out the most dangerous parts of the monster, and chops apart the weapon carrying arm.  Speedy finishes off the deal with his Ginzu sword.  A relieved Ruby mistakes Bad Bird as Guido, both puzzled, Ruby puts on her glasses.  Big Cheese suddenly realizes that Ruby had seen nothing of what he had been wearing, she hadn't had her glasses on, and was blind without them.  Guido then realizes that Ruby had no interest in him, as her terribly ugly boyfriend runs into the apartment block.

TITLE: KIND OF A DRAG

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