Carla Bird

Species: Crow
Gender: Female
Position or Affiliation: Samurai Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor
Rank: Waitress

Formerly a clown in P.T. Fargo's Traveling Circus, she was reunited with and was married to her childhood sweetheart Good Bird (formerly Bad Bird) after a ludicrously long and complex story that will not be gone into here. She now works at the pizza parlor.