Speedy Cerviche is the unofficial leader of the Pizza Cats. Hey may seem weird, making jokes at the most inconvenient times, but when hasn't he come through? He nearly died twice in the line of duty, and various other times off-duty (or when he is off-duty when he should be working). He is the opposite of his best friend, Guido, where he has a bunch of girls attracted to him, one of them he doesn't really want, Princess Vi, she left him for BB, and one who could pretty much kill him, namely Lucille. He is also friends with his former enemy, Bad Bird. He's the one who manages all those lucrative merchandise deals.

Speedy, he's a toughy. His behaviour, due to the erratic translation of SPC, is kind of hard to explain.

Guido Anchovy is a real lady's man. Any girl in half a mile of him, run! He is a decent fighter who uses an umbrella and a sword. He is better tempered than Speedy as well as being more laid back than Polly, a lot more. He competes over Lucille (Why? Don't ask me) with Speedy, more or less just to annoy him. By far the most overlooked character, and to tell the truth, I'm thankful.

Guido... not much to say other than what is mentioned.

Polly Esther is the only female cat. She has almost all the real guys drooling over her, including the VFA. <ZAP> All right <cough> she's smart, funny and pretty (all right. Happy now?). You can always count on her in a fight. She is respected by all, and loved by Speedy <ZAP> well it's true! She starred in several episodes. She tries to impress Speedy and Guido early on, but it always ends in ridicule and a few broken bones.

Hehehe... well, Polly's very amazing. Kind, compassionate, loving... while also Fearful, strong, and very, very good at the art of fighting. Trust me, if there is one thing you don't want to get into, it's a fight with her!

The artist formerly known as Bad Bird, and now known as GB, Good Bird. He was the baddest of the bad, the new, improved Dirty Bird. In fact, the only reason he was a antagonist was to grow up to be as bad as his Father. He got the attention of, to his dismay, Princess Vi and as far as we know, she still is after him. When he wasn't getting payed by Cheese, due to funds, or lack there of, he got a job at the Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor, and finds true happiness and job satisfaction. In the end, he nearly died twice to help his friend Speedy, but survived. He now works at the Pizza Parlor with Carla, his girlfriend.

GB is possibly the most deeply devoloped character in the series. First when he gets the Pizza Parlor Job, then when we learn of Carla, and then the grand finale. He is very good at fighting, but probably would prefer pacifism.

Rescue Team: This bunch are also known as the "Other Pizza Cats". Representing the four main elements of Fire(Catton) Water(Spritz) Earth(Meowzma) and Wind(Bat Cat<dududududududuBatCat!>). Possessing bizarre and pointless powers, these four don't really cut being the main squad.

Francine is owner of the Pizza Cats Restaurant. Her main interest is, well, money. Not in the limelight all that much, Francine is a Secondary Character. Very Popular. Probably the youngest cat. Once dated a deer named Bucky.

Manx is only unoffical though everyone uses it. She is very much the one who is, as we in the SBA put it, Second Banana.

Vi: Princess. She rules the City with a iron fist, a cute one at that. She wears an expensive kimodo, like everything else in the palace. If you make her upset: be afwaid, be vewy afwaid. Actually she isn't that bad a person, just your typical spoiled princess.

Vi, now what a character. Vi is obviously a joke on Di, Princess of Wales, and the only nice person in power, well sorta. I mean...

Lucille: My most hated character, a ram with a tendency to launch missiles (Hooray) when upset, happy, or angry. Don't talk politics around her.

When she blows her top... don't be around her.

Emperor Fred: My third favorite character,(after Jerry and Speedy) just says Fa-red all the time, oh yeah, and he rules Little Tokyo, sort of. Once said to be sane. Yeah, right. Anyway. Emperor Fred is a slapstick element. He is many times the target of the Big Cheese's attacks.

Think he's safe from Vi's raging banishments? Think again. He was once sent on a slow boat to China for messing with Vi's munchies. Scary? I think it is!

Rouges Gallery (isn't it the same on every site)

Seymour "Big" Cheese: A rat that was drawn like a fox, hmm? He is stupid, arrogant, moronic, incompetent and a cross dresser, but what did you expect. The weird thing is, he is the Prime Minister.

Hey folks, a rat's prime minister. That can't be good. Let him guzzle up all your poor people's hard earned and easy lost tax money. He is going to be caught, when is the question. Well, the answer is when Vi's check bounces at a soda shop.

Jerry Attrick: His shrine is being renovated. Sit tight fans!

Rude Noise: Hoo boy. These guys are arrogant rock musicians that are pretty much Bad Bird's own Rescue Team(he needs it). They had an "indestructible Robot" that the Big Cheese destroyed (go figure). They have appeared in only a handful of episodes (stop with the easy listening... please?). Their run ins with the Pizza Cats always end in failure.

Whatever does he mean? They beat the cats once? Not really, their robot was destroyed right at the beginning of part 2. Morons... always trusting a politician! Sheesh!